So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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