he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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