My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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