She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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