Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
