I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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