Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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