Yo dont text me then not text me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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