So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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