I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
