i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
