It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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