I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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