that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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