Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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