Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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