Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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