i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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