sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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