its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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