We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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