Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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