I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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