Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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