I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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