Acid is not a monday night drug
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
