will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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