He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How does one acquire holy water?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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