Will you blow on my dice?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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