Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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