we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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