Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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