Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize