As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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