we made out on top of his cat.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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