Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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