he thought i was a dude.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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