so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
