Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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