I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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