Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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