I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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