You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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