Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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