WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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