I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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