problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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