I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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