69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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