please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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