Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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