I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
