The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
