So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
