so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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