And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
