I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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